Roadkill Will Kill

this is a goat named snow white... i like goats... but when this thing runs on pavement... not ok!

May 11th

DEAR FAMILY!

Oh it was just the most wonderful thing EVER to see you guys yesterday... wow and I had no idea Dad would change so much in just a short 3 months! haha I love you guys! 

Ok so this email will be short since we talked yesterday BUT we were biking on this road that has absolutely zero, zilch, nada shoulder so it's so sketch! anywho there was a dead armadillo and as I was getting closer I was like crap crap crap noooooo what do I do??? I couldn't swerve because like what, get hit by the car or fall in the canal on the other side. I JUST HAD TO GO THROUGH IT! uhhhhh ahhhhh ddioasdfaodfhao GROSSEST THING EVER!! I inhaled that thing. It smelt so bad. I was like heaving on the side of the road. Right when I get back going- DEAD RACCOON! I'm like come on animals die honorably in the woods with your friends NOT RIGHT HERE WHERE I HAVE TO DOUBLE RUN YOU OVER!   

One other fun thing that happened this week was when we were driving  in the car and stopped at the stop light. The car next to us had their windows down so what do you do?? I jump out and I scared the guy to death but I was like, "HEY! Read this! I know it will bless you in your life"! and then this little voice in the back of the car was like, "I'm already a member!" I'm like "oh good, now go..... uhh talk about it with all your friends!" 

Anyways, it was an awesome week especially talking to my peps back home.

LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! WOOT WOOT FOR THE WAGSTAFF ROOT! 

HERMANA WAGSTAFF

I bought this dress at goodwill because...

 A. I can blend in with any church couch

B. reminds me of a dress Mindy would make me if we didn't have any sense of style

C. It's so much fun to wear

D. who doesn't like looking like your walking out of the 80's everyday... would that be the right year.. idk whatever year would wear this

E. I wrote a fun message to myself on the inside of the dress!

Jesus Garza looks like he's delivering a baby BUT no he's just cutting watermelon for us in the passenger seat  don't worry! Mom I found James Dean in texas or a.k.a. Tanners look alike