siswag: QUICK GAME OF QUESS WHO??

HEY WAGGERS,

Ok. So quick clarification for anyone who saw the news... that is not my ugly baby blue fleece 1723 jacket. Sweet granny jane thought I looked cold and put it around me. Next thing I know the news was filming me... bad timing!!!

So this week was amazing! First off we were helping a member set up for her sons b-day party. And Hna. K and I knock on the door and this lady just looks at us so confused... "Did we order Elsa and Ana for this party??" she yelled to the neighbor... been lots of confusion lately so lets play a quick game of GUESS WHO.. OHH HOW I LOVE THAT GAME! OK FAM... Guess the Investigator...

Does your investigator have about 7 teeth?? yes

Does she have all her permanent teeth in?? no

Does your investigator have the attention span of a small baby cockroach leg?? yes

Does your investigator have a cat obsession?? yes

Does your investigator have glasses? No

Did your investigator have an addiction to coffee and drink it every morning. but once you did the addiction recovery for someone her age and paint her nails she stopped?? yes

When you asked your investigator where she thinks she lived before this life did she say Georgia?? yes

Does your investigator have a YouTube channel?? yes

Did your investigator yell at her mom after you taught her the restoration. "WHY IN THE HEAVENS DID YOU NEVER TELL ME ANY OF THIS??"

Did your investigator when you asked her to pray look towards the heavens and say, "Jesus will my hand heal? please answer me!... mormon girls, I'll be honest, I'm just looking at the kitchen light. I don't know if this will work" yes

Does your investigator do cartwheels in the back of her baptism?? yes

Does your investigator when you ask her what song you want to sing at her baptism say, "I'm just really not that type of girl with songs and all." yes

Does your investigator do somersaults down the grass hill in her baptism dress before the baptism?? yes

WHO IS THIS MYSTERY GIRL?? SIARA ROBLES!!! SHE GOT BAPTIZED YESTERDAY!! what a miracle! I know you guys were all guessing an old granny because she's really got a personality of a 20 year old! So we've been teaching Siara since December and her parents finally let her get baptized!! Her mom really wants to get baptized too but her hubby has to get divorced to some women in Mexico first... like usual! But Siara was just off the walls at her baptism yesterday. I know her spirit will change their family! Her dad hates coming to church but he came to all three hours and the baptism for Siara!!!

NEXT EXCITING NEWS IS..... I DITCHED WEST HOLLOW THIS WEEK. FAM THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!!!! WHOOOOOOOO. I'M NOT GOING TO DIE.... Here's how the whole thing went down tho... thursday morning Hna. k is in the shower and I hear her yelling HERMANA HERMANA HELP ME!!! Nothing too scary just the shower tiles fell off with a slight case of black mold behind it. We quickly go tell maintenance man... who I'm so scared of! He comes and checks it out and tells us he will come fix it tomorrow. The next morning just casually running into the hollow valley like the pioneers coming into the salt lake... and low and behold there's this cop standing out front of our apt ... everything I've ever done flew through my mind. "sir, I didn't mean to throw those frozen tamales off the deck yesterday. They were just from christmas and I hate them! I'm so sorry please don't take me!" He had his arms folded and his foot down! He says, "morning exercises.... what are you guys doing here?" me... "umm we live here. Is there a problem??" "YOU LIVE HERE?? are you guys a little out of place?? you guys obviously didn't do your research. Coming from a man like me I recommend getting out of here today."
"Yeah, we are trying. Our housing Coordinator just hasn't gotten back."

"Heck have him call me if he needs suggestions. I don't feel safe with you here!"

"Thank you sir! We don't feel safe here either! BYYYYEEEE WEST HOLLOW!"

I sent Elder Chang a text that the officer said and he's like, "how fast can you move?" ... Elder Chang faster than you can put your dance tights on. WE ARE IN THE CAR (he teaches dance classes. FAVORITE HUMAN!) Then about 1 hour later everything was in the car packed up ready to go.. i wouldn't say it was organized. I mean I'm still finding string cheese in my shoe box but we had everything in the car in less than an hour. Scariest part was getting past maintenance man.. I felt like I was sneaking out past my parents. Trying to roll all three suitcases past his door was one of the scariest moments of my life. He comes out, "where are you going???" I'm like, "ummm small trip to Scotland! byeee!" Jump in the car. He looks in our apartment and it's completely empty! poor guy! one of the main reasons we moved! Elder Chang called us like every 5 minutes. "Are you guys ok? are you alive??"

We now live in the most B E A U T I F U L brazilian bungalow a.k.a. Colony Oak. I love it so much! I feel so safe and warm because I don't know how to use the ac. Only down part is that it hates my Babybliss blowdryer 3000. Yesterday getting ready for the baptism I blew out the fuse and had to do my hair over the kitchen sink without a mirror. We didn't know how to turn it back on so our ward mission leader came and did it and power boxed the whole apartment complex! COLONY OAKS HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S COMING THEIR WAY! I'M SO HAPPY THIS WEEK WAS WONDERFUL!!! We have the coolest investigators! Dropping Diana allowed us to find a lot more people! WILLIAM, JORGE, MARISOL, JUNIOR, KELLY, NAOMI,AND SO MANY OTHERS!!!!

TEXAS HAS MY HEART!

LOVE YOU FOREVER AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL THE SCARES WE HAD AT WEST HOLLOW SKETCHVILLE VALLY!!!

LOVE HERMANA WAGGGGGG

Whole fam!

Little Siara. Cartwheels and somersaults

Caleb inspired me

anyone that comes on exchange with me expects a good time in nightgowns and grill cheese... the toaster is my best friend. You have to hold it down for it to work and I turn it on it's side for toaster over. It made the move with me you bet it did! This is sister lynn. So much fun!

View from the front door! I feel like I'm in brazil! If you guys are looking for a place to swim... this is the place! Hermano Reyes powerboxing everyone!