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FAMILY!!!!

GIVE ME A F (clap clap clap clap) A (clap clap clap clap) M (clap clap clap clap) I (clap clap clap clap) L (clap clap clap clap) I (clap clap clap clap)E (clap clap clap clap) S (clap clap clap clap)! (small cheer for ya'll to do in the hospital) WHAT DOES THAT SPELL WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?? hit it Steph Hinckley, cue Ruth Wortly! I'm doing the can can on my head right now I'm just sooo happy!!! THE NEW BABES ARE TO DIE FOR! HOLY HEAVENS THEY ARE SO CUTE! I HAD NO IDEA RACHIE WAS HAVING HER BABY THIS WEEK?? WOW SHE'S A DOLL!! I've been praying extra hard for all of you this weekend with all the new additions to the WOLF PACK!!! But I have found my own little additions to the wolf pack.... God found us three incredible families this week!! RUDY, JANIRA, ANGELICA, AND ANA!!! (they are one of the fams) THEY ARE THEE CUTEST FAMILY IVE EVER MET IN MY WHOLE MISSION! you are going to LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!! They are from El. Salvador and it's been really hard finding functioning hispanic families. They are perfect and so ready for the gospel!!! so when I asked Rudy how long he's been married to his wife and he said, "16 years and going on eternity." I was so happy!! Every time we've been over they have a different 20 year old boy who just comes and asks Rudy for advice. He is going to be a bishop on day! Sweetest man and his wife and daughters ohhh i can't wait to take them on an H25 girls camp with Cristie in her nighties and Shelly Moss with yarn coming out her shoes! They came to conference... It was their first time at church and they were kind of confused but they loved it! I mean how could you not love President Monson! Please pray for them!!

Welll soooo much happened this week! I mean you could say I was just DYING IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE! Dying of laughter about every second of every day, dying... literally dying, and dying of the spirit!

First off, it was in their easter basket like apartment, with Rudy's Fam, with the old bag of Spaghetti. So the fam every time I walk into their apartment I feel like I'm walking into an easter basket. One reason being they have 7 bunnies sleeping in the parents bedroom. Smells beautiful! And second reason is they have decorations everywhere, photos everywhere! It feels like an easter basket! But we sit down to have a nice little lesson with them. I open my backpack and am digging for my BOM and boommm THE DARN SPAGHETTI that a member gave me a couple days back rollin around like it's my lipstick. Those were a lot of very foreign smells to take in! Bunny case mixed with old spaghetti! yum yum!

In the humble patio, with Victor Gonzalez, with the office note..... oh I thought I was going to die!!! We get a call from Hno. Gonzalez one of my favorites! and he asks, "Hna. I got a letter from the office but it's in english can you come translate it for me? I can tell it's saying something about trash but i can't read the rest!" "Sure hno! we will be right over!" I'm expecting some news letter that we use to get on Hackett drive. Ideas how to decorate the home, good plants to plant this time of year, upcoming activities in the complex. NOOOOOO DOUBLE WRONG! I start translating, "Dear Victor Gonzalez you have been illegally burning trash on your patio and have to move out before midnight March 31." ohhhhh dear my voice cracks... (how did a little utah girl like me get in a mess like this!) he just looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes... "I haven't been burning it illegally..." I think he is involved with the twins on hackett drive. But he didn't seem too worried about it. Said it had happened before! Hope all gets figured out!

In the kitchen, with the hamburger, and Hna. Cantu.... Ohhhh man! Hna. Cantu basically my mother here on the mission! sweetest thing! always feeds us more than a skyline b-ball team could eat at a buffet. First i just think it's the large pizza that I have to finish so I quickly and violently get the 4 pieces of pizza down. Once we got the pizza down she starts clapping... "i have a surprise!" oh no ohhh no what could it be... DON DON DON A HAMBURGER AS HARD AS DADS TOE NAILS!!! (anyone who has seen those knows what i'm talking about!) then that was not the end guys... a whole waffle cone bowl with strawberry icecream... DEAD!

In my bed, Hna. Kirkendall, with the markers.... I turn over to say goodnight to hna. Kirkendall and she looks just exactly like Mrs. Doubtfire! She so innocently asked, whats that?? as I started explaining it... "oh it's this show where this old man is dressed up like a grandma....." needless to say i got lots of markers thrown at my head! hahaha whoppps

On Bissonnet, with a cockroach, with William. We were just trying to teach william when a swarm of flying coackroaches comes in! Don't tell me to act natural in a situation like that. I hit ground deck so fast! we finally get back into position and william is just petting a small cockroach in his hand! WHY WILLIAM NOOOO NOT TODAY! He's like, "they are harmless guys, why are you so scared!" I made him put it down. I couldn't teach him. Petting a roach was just too much!

In the church, with the 7 layer dip, by myself... don't know whose 7 layer dip was in the fridge inbetween conference but I stole it! my bad! Just such a beautiful Conference Weekend! I'm going to have to go back and read them all! I was so worried and focused on Rudy's fam but I loved President Holland's "Don't be afraid of tomorrow!"

Man Texas Texas Texas what a beaut!!! I love you all sooo much! Shout out to the new babes! Shout out to Mitch who had a B-day yesterday. Rhett today! and minds on thursday?? Happy b-day to rachie! and just shout outs to everyone! Happy Happy April! I love you more than Mrs. Scarrlet and Mr. Green in the Billard Room with the candel stick!

have the best week ever!

Hermana WAG