siswag: hello CHANGSTAFF xoxo bye R. C. Willy

cutest kids wanted to come to church with us so bad!!

FAMILY,

Family... come in family... are you there?? psss.... please send help.. i'm stranded on the bayou!! i am on a small stray mattress i found on the side of the road. HELP PLEASE!!! HEY FAM DON'T YOU LOVE THESE CRAZY TEXAS TRICKSTER SURPRISES?? BETTER THAN RAGING WATERS! I LOVE SEWAGE WATER YAYA!! i love them! You guys should have seen the means I went through to try and email you yesterday! First we were in lock down. After we got a text at 6 a.m. saying one of the elders had toasted the car, i knew it would be a long day! President Hall came and put straight jackets on us all and made us watch stonecutter for hours and hours... Thank you mom for the purler beads. YOU KNOW MY HEART! AND YOU KNEW THERE WOULD BE FLOODING AND I WOULD NEED THAT! well we finally got the clear around 2 we could drive... our complex was safe but we could go about a good couple of feet before we would have to turn around... so what do a ginger snap cookie companionship do in a time like this... hop on bikes and go find something to do... I looked like I had a baby diaper blowout by the end of the day. SO MUCH MUD AND SO MUCH WATER EVERYWHERE! I feel so bad for all these people. it's exactly where the floods hit last year and it's right in my area! YAY SERVICE! We've already got a lot lined up and God is preparing hearts!

SO MY NEW COMPANION SOOO CUTE LOVE HER TO 302,438 LITTLE PIECES!! SHE'S A GINGER! I THINK IM THE ONLY AMERICAN..... (actually not sure if i am american... i mean on the ACT BEFORE the actual test they asked me what race I am.. and i put native american. i thought i was native to america.. but who knows! and the lady and Fiesta grocery store came up to me and looked like she was going to tell me a secret. but she just whispers... "are you a gypsie? people from america don't just look like you? I know a gypsie when I see one." i was like ummmm not that I've heard of but I'll ask my mom. So mom are we gyspies?... because Christina at Fiesta says I am?? sorry about that side note) NOW I CAN SAY I HAVE LIVED WITHIN SIDE AND SOUNDS OF TWO GINGERS AT ALL TIMES! THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER. I LOVE JOKES LIKE THIS! Her name is Hermana Mayne, she's from California and just so so darling!! She reminds me of my favorites. Rachie reese wagstaff and Cali whipperman put together! A couple things I love about her are... she worked at chick-fil-a so of course I make her say, "my pleasure" all the time,she likes to thrift shop like me, she looks through ads at night, biking behind her on the first day looked like she was in a paddle boat going across the pacific ocean. Her legs were moving so fast in gear 1-1... she then had her first whip out... hilarious! She's such a hard worker and just makes me cry every time she bears her testimony! what a sweet spirit she has!

Ok we have the most tinest darlingest investigator Lorenzo... he has been investigating for 8 YEARS. I REPEAT 8 YEARS! IT'S ABOUT TIME ELDER CHANG! (just blame everything on him when things go weird) He thinks he's a member. He's in his 80's and goes out on his bike with us sometimes. It's soo cute! Any who the only thing that has been holding him back from getting baptized was that he doesn't have any money to get a divorce with the chicka in mexico. (have i already told you guys about him?? too many people with this same problem i forget!) He's living with this lady that has arthritis #living the law of chastity because #shecantmove #80yearsold so what do you do... first go check the bedroom situation. if i touch both my eyebrows there are two beds. if just one... i will only touch one eyebrow.. you watch for the signal! ONE BED YALL!! but he just sleeps on the floor. I then take out the small measuring tape you sent me mother (has come in hand in so many situations) and i see we are fitting a bed in the front living room!!! simple solution... I was first thinking about buying him a bed... then my good, my loyal, my very best friend came to mind... the one the only ELDER CHANG!!! "hey Elder Chang do we have any fluffy, white, old, crumply, damaged beds we could give to an investigator so he can get baptized??" "sure hermana wagstaff! I can get that delivered today with a smile!" "and you know what elder chang, I will hand deliver it today with a even bigger smile and a nuggy!" then he told me to write about this in my journal... elder chang really?? We make the best team. We've already taken out all Mattress Firms and R.C. Willies in the state of Texas can't wait till CHANGSTAFF AND MORE hits the nation! say bye bye to those crum dog stores and say hello to your new friendly neighbors who know your situation better then you do! LORENZO IS GETTING BAPTIZED!!!

And Antonio my grandpa is doing awesome! church got a little heated! it felt like i had to break up a street fight... he's cuban. and the doctrine principles teacher is really scary and kinda mean and got in a small fight. I had to stand up and say, "hey guys look it's 1 o'clock looks like class is over! byyeeee " but every things fine again! we had fhe with this hilarious family and him. we were all playing charades and he leans over to me... "how old are you? this is a game for 7 year old!" i was like, "YOUR TURN!!" HE'S A FUNNY MAN! please pray for him! he hasn't smoked or drank coffee in 15 days!!! WHOOOOOOO he is getting excited to be baptized he just has no religious background so it's slow. yesterday we spent an hour 30 minutes on our knees in pure silence! he's coming along! Just cheer him on!

well love you all! pray I make it home from the library today!!

hermana changstaff

now there is three of us. we always go on splits with the members! i love it! hna. cantu my comp and Jasmine who came to church this week! we found her and her dad through a taco truck! yay for taco!