Tuesday, January 19, 2016

UNLEASH THE HOUSE-HUNTER INSIDE ME

DEAR FAM BAM, 

First and foremost- Tal and Jo is Luke modeling for a small donation company, Arms of Angels? I could have swore it was him on their billboard. Let me know! Really interested.... Well fam... as you all know it's time to move out of this sketch-ville apartment complex. Not only are we scared of the people outside. We've got friends inside. HUGE MONSTER COCKROACHES. The maintenance guys were smoking in there. The pots and pans look like Wilford Woodruff donated them from 1856. So we called Elder Chang the housing coordinator because we've just seen too many scary things. So we call him and we are like, "umm Elder Change (he's my favorite human from hawaii, favorite food mush and fish. we are so tight!) do you know where we live? We have been feeling really scared here and just wondering how long our contract here is?" He's like YOU GUYS ARE LIVING AT WEST HOLLOW!? I THOUGHT WE HAD ELDERS LIVING THERE. nope just us... really scared! He's like, "I want you to drive around and find at least 3 different complexes that you think are nice." 

well well well Elder Change little did he know House Hunters is my JAMMMM! Every Saturday morning that was my go to show! I've already contacted TLC and they are coming to do a special "Missionary Housing" addition. "oh this ones got a nice study desk." "Oh I love the balcony on this one." But ya know asking us to find a not sketchy apt complex in this area is asking a lot. So far my thoughts are renting an RV and living in the church parking lot. WHATS SAFER THEN THE CHURCH PARKING LOT?? (lots of things in utah. but here...very few things) and I sent in the complex LOS ARCOS! colony of people from the congo and nepal! I want to live in a colony of people from the congo so bad! They are soooo freakin awesome! Those are my top two choices but tune in Saturday morning TLC house hunters to see what we choose... 

Ok here's where I need your major help! DIANA AND BRYAN!!! OHHHH HEAVENS CUTEST HUMANS I'VE EVER MET GUYS! So this less active Carmen in our ward asked us to go help her neighbor Bryan (he's ten) with his homework last week so we did. ya know invented something cool for the science fair and then started teaching them! everyday they ask us to come over and teach them! They have basically had all the lessons and are progressing so well! they both have dates to be baptized Feb 7!!  Here are the slight problems... Diana is living with a man that's not her hubby. Yesterday we walk in confidently to teach her the Law of Chastity. It was a great lesson until.... KEVIN... kevin the 2 year old wakes up like someones just smashed his head with 64 packs of crayons furious! And my fingers smelt like the monkey bars from 3rd grade rubbed in pickle juice but needless to say diana gets it! She's like so I either have to tell my husband to hit the road or marry me?? So she said she would pray about what to do and tell us tonight! so please pray! We see her every night at 6. The other slight issue is that every weekend Bryan goes to grandmas so he can't come to church! little stinker pants! but they are amazing! they said I can move in with them after the mish!! woot woot! 

also have a canker the size of cowleys water bed on the inside of my mouth. So I went to the mission doctor yesterday to see if i was allergic to something or what and scariest thing of my life. He looks in my mouth with his telescope. aka. mini flashlight from a random sponsored company. (i don't think he's a real doctor) but he's like, "welllll I wouldn't say it's herpes... but its something called a canker! DR. H YOU SCARED ME! DON'T EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! 

WELL THATS ALL I HAVE TO REPORT HERE IN HOUSTON! LOVE YOU ALL TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HEAVEN AND BACK A THOUSAND TIMES! HEADED TO THE GALLERIA! BYYYEEEE

HERMANA WAGSTAFF 

Our little family.  we don't know the husband but he better be a heck of a guy cause she is a doll.

Dinner with my old comps

lunch picnic! the worker man gave me a free papusa!  small prayer in action.  call me a photographer.

car selfie


MINI BROWNIES FOR DISTRICT MEETING! i was so excited to make them and the elders didn't seem as excited when they saw they were bite size... whoop sorry! gotta love mini things

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