siswag: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. TOUR LIVE HWAG AND BEYONCE!

had to bake a cake in a sauce pan... ACE OF CAKES for an investigators b-day party... so scary when I looked in the oven and it was boiling.... I had to literally PAT A CAKE!!!! turned out real cute tho!

"GOOD MORNIN FAMILY, I SAID GOOD MORNIN FAMILY! Thank you all for coming out today rain or shine you're gunna shine bright to these people today!!" Thank you paster (not sure your name but you look exactly like the freeze man from incredibles) I GOT TO GO BACK TO ST. JAMES CHURCH!!! Lots more trick or treaters and dang sis still isn't wearing pants! Best service ever! Just throwing so many veggies in peoples carts like this is the last time they will ever see food. I had the privilege of working along side a big man Robert! ohhh Robert. He was the biggest, the bestest, security guard St. James has ever hired and he knew it! Once he told me he was the security guard I knew he would know all the in's and out' s of the church and you better believe I got all the small turns, tunnels, and secrets out of him! He's telling me about what they believe, then he's like, "Hey, did you know this is Beyonces church? She's come here since she was a kid and was here on Sunday since her concert was here Saturday." I was like, "So what you are telling me is the youth teaching's aren't too great here..." He thought that was hilarious... great lead into For the Strength of Youth. HIT IT BEYONCE! But then Roberts like "hey let me give you a tour of the place." I grab a missionary and I got the best tour Roberts ever given. He showed me where Beyonce sat, where her studio is, where her parents sit, where her grandparents live. (mom I will show you when you come here. We won't have to be on a wild goose hunt looking for t-swifts house in Nashville) Then all the other missionaries were like we want a tour! Robert cued me in, HIT IT HWAG! he's officially hired me to give tours and said Beyond will probs need me this summer for backup issues and probably convert her! SOOOO don't know how to break the news the soft way but... I won't be coming home and will be traveling with Beyonce for the summer! President Hall has a small concert planned. Then we are just leaving from the mission home.

GUYS I GOT TO RIDE THE BUS IN DOWNTOWN HOUSTON! PUT YOUR HAND UP THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THROW UP! I didn't even have the baby gags! WHOOOOOOO! The missionaries on the bus say here's our card, here's our card here's our card, the missionaries on the bus say here's our card, and getttt baptized!!!! I was on exchanges in H1 the bike area and we were on our way to teach english class and WE RODE THE BUS SO MUCH FUN! SO MANY PEOPLE TO TALK TO! I tried to get everyone off at the church stop. NO ONE HOPPED OFF LIKE I EXPECTED BUT I MEAN AGENCY REALLY HAS BEEN A KICK IN THE PANTS LATELY! But after english class was over we realized the bus wouldn't be coming by for the night and would have to run to Westheimer which was like 2 miles away... we start running and we see Wilver and Cristian running behind us... "You can't run in the dark by yourselves. That's so scary!" ... they made it about a centimeter then they heard we had to run all the way to westheimer. They quickly rethought everything and turned home for safety! hahah ohhh Wilver! Missed that human!

ok ok soo Antonio!!! ahhhh he is my gramps! We just love him so much and he calls us his little daughters! so he had his interview to be baptized on Saturday and man guys he has completely changed! You know when I told you about the fhe where we played charades and he would laugh and thought it was stupid. Well now he laughs and smiles and sometimes loves life. He just lived so rough over there in Cuba. Man I hate to hear those stories! But he hasn't smoked in over a week! But he gets no income, the government helps pay for his food. So when our DL asked if he was willing to pay tithing he said, "I am so willing but I don't have the money to even pay 10%. When I tell people I am a mormon I want to say it loud and proud and I want to be living all the things that the prophet and God ask me to!" HE'S SO COOL! we just don't really know what to do with the tithing deal. We are going to talk to bishop and see what he says. because he is willing to pay ALL THAT HE HAS!

Last story.... you know how I get when I'm scared. Let me take you back to the MTC power goes out... on my comps lap in a matter of seconds. So thursday we are just doing some casual weekly planning in the church sitting in the relief society room. when BZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ the bell that rings when class is out. didn't really think anything off it then BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ. I start freaking out! "THAT ONLY DOES THAT WHEN SOMEONE IS PRESSING IT INSIDE THE BUILDING!!! MURDERS!!!" then it starts going again in the tune of jingle bells! WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS! A murder playing jingle bells?? You better believe I didn't even think twice. I grabbed my backpack full on sprinted out the door... no idea if my comps where following or not. I"m outside books and pencils flying everywhere out my pack back like the church has just been bombed and there's this group of missionaries just laughing their heads off. "hna. wagstaff you didn't know the church has a doorbell??" TEXAS I HATE THESE STINKING TRICKSTERS!!!! NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT AND YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!

WHOOOO WHAT A WEEK! WELL THAT'S A WRAP! LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN ALL THE LIGHTERS I STOLE FROM ANTONIOS HOUSE!

HERMANA WAGSTAFF