BIKING LIVE HOUSTON COMIN AT YA
Dear Family,
WHY DOES TIME GOOOOO SO FAST??? This is crazy. I literally can't even keep up with the months! Transfers are wednesday! looks like I am staying here in H-TOWN HIZZLE with the one and only sizzle H. Mayne! I'm so excited. She's a sweetheart and we have a lot of work to do! #1 being that we have to clean up the kitchen... we were just studying when all the sudden we hear this drizzling sound coming from the sink. What might that be?? MAX'S BATH WATER. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. COMING UP OUR SINK! FLOODING OUR KITCHEN FLOOR! DISGUSTING YELLOW WATER WITH ALL SORTS OF FLOATIES! YAYAYA COLONY OAKS! I still love the brazilian bungaloo! Also we will have to fix our eating situation.... Hna. Rapalo made us spaghetti with at least enough butter to slide down South America. Hna. K and M were trying to do this "diet" no sugar plan... next morning hna. K had six pop tarts down her throat and I saw a Baskin Robbins. You know I have to try all 31 flavors with all the mini spoons! ahhh love it! But it will be a great transfer and I'm pretty sure I will be here for the rest of the mission because I only have 2 more transfers! I'm such a city girl but a country girl at heart. Like I could probably see myself in the future rollling down Bissonnet on a honda 90 with a do-rag, slick black pants, with cowboy boots hidden underneath.
This area is the BEST BEST BEST! Don't think you ever need to pay 2,397,840 dollars to travel the world. Just simply come to Houston and you'll hit every country, no lie!
A normal day we start out in Brazil in our brazilian Bungaloo... bike bike bike maybe stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom... where you will always find yourself in Pakistan with a man from Pakistan or Iraq working.... bike bike bike some more. We then hit up Erlin, Freddie, Lester, and Eddie from Nicaragua, head to the easter egg fam from El. Salvador, Antonio from Cuba, Vanessa from Porta Rico, Familia Alecio from Guatamala, Onandy and Jariela from Honduras, so many people from mexico, and all of Los Arcos from the Congo and Nepal, then biking down bissonnet with a black man from Wyoming mounted on his horse like he's ready to take on a cowboy at any given moment! District meeting we've got peeps from Washington, Cali, Las Vegas, Tonga, Milwaukee, and of course UTAH!! This week district meeting got a little nuts. They brought in this huge wooden table and it felt like a big ole' family din din except instead of passing the corn and salt, we are passing missionaries best practices all the tricks and the trades we learn each week! Houston is incredible family! I have the best of every country!! I never thought Houston would be like this but we have people from every single country! I always get so excited every morning. Where am I going to travel today?? SOMETIMES I WONDER WHERE IN THE WORLD AM I??
Ok so you know the little pup less active we found on the side of the road Misael?? yeah so he invited us to his b-day party on Wednesday and poor thing. WE WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO SHOWED! ohh it hurt my heart! he had 100 pupusas straight from El. Salvador and I couldn't eat more than 2. He was like wow what a great turn out. At least the missionaries came! His cousin who he lives with was there and she's not a member so we started teaching her! she's darling!! Misael... you could say I'm currently on his bad list. On fast and testimony Sunday he was sitting by me and our investigator and I was like, "Misael go, go up there! now!! Our investigator needs to hear your tesimony!" So he walks up in his jeans and Texas roadhouse shirt and gives such a beautiful testimony but on the way down.... Misael takes a tumble! He didn't see the little kid step and hit ground deck. He jumps back up with a face redder and hotter than a pistol and just points at me, "YOU!" HE IS SO ANGRY AT ME! I'M TERRIFIED OF HIM! But funniest part of it all is that he's dating a beehive! HAHAHAHAHHAHA he's like Hna. want to see a picture of my girlfriend. I'm like of course I do! I'm picturing some guatamalan lady around his age. NOPE WRONGO! Pulls out all these pictures on facebook of his tiny girl with braces and all her posts of facebook were about her medallion. PERSONAL PROGRESS WHAT UP! #soproud gotta work hard for the beehive award now! ohhh Misael what a goon! dating a beehive oh my!
Well this week was amazing! We are seeing so many miracles! so many people coming unto christ. And so many people hitting us on our bikes! I am sending every texas driver to A1 driving school right next to sonic on that street by target, with that skeleton man that made me go feed his cats and go to the store with him. THEY WILL ALL FAIL. THEY ARE TERRIBLE DRIVERS! TEXAS COME ON NOW! wish me luck on the streets! love you more than all the cars we found that had driven into the bayou this week! bless these peoples hearts!
LOVE YOU SO MUCH! SO MANY HUGS AND KISSES!
HERMANA WAGSTAFF
SORRY TO BREAK THE DIET... LOVE MY BASKIN ROBBINS!
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